I sometimes abuse ampersands

Ukrainian minister for education (also known for hate speech against whole regions of the country, fucking up the high school curriculum, etc., etc.) went on record saying that "it is generally known that only less attractive girls go to grad school," and that most Ukrainian girls do not need higher education anyways, because we have so many attractive girls around here.

You realize that there are too many bad things happening in Ukraine when you greet this sort of messed-up-ness with genuine cheer: at least you can laugh at this, while most news just make you grit your teeth.